I will not fall into your punji trap.

You are not my equal and sadly, you probably never will be.

However, I mean it when I say that, I hope that you exceed my accomplishments.

Be aware that I have forty-three pet zombies that I am constantly teaching, up and down, North and South, East and West. I talk to them, I try to teach them of the evils perpetrated by people like you, so they will not be shilled, like you have been.