I have a cat. He's cool. There is nothing wrong with a cat.

But only a complete fag or Cooger - I'm being redundant there - would ever claim that cat could possibly be as cool as our dog.

It's simple math: lab>cat

Saying otherwise just makes you look like a dumbass.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames