On The Cycle over there at MSNBC, they got a call (prank) from Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd from the U.S. Embassy in Ukraine.

Introducing the caller as an expert witness, co-host Krystal Ball ( ) asked him what he had seen. Sgt. Boyd said "Well, I was looking at the window and I saw a projectile flying through the sky, and it would appear the plane was shot down by a blast of air from Howard Stern's ass."

Unperturbed, Ball asked him what his military training suggests.

Sgt. Boyd said "Well, you're a dumbass, aren't you?"