Why it's a dam that successfully passes 100% of adult fish upstream, 100% of juveniles downstream, is big enough to subdue the biggest floods with no negative effects on habitat upstream or down, has zero cost to the taxpayer, is painted in the latest pretty pastel colors with rainbows overhead and unicorns roaming the shores.

Next-Generation………it's gotta be good, right? If it was just a "dam" I couldn't climb on board but this…..this changes everything!