I have a diploma from UW, twatkins, ya bearded cu.nt.

You are a Duck band wagoner with no degree and no National Championship - so fu.ck off.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames