This just in...

Seattle, Wash. (AP)
Pete Carroll Leaving Seahawks ??

Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing on as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time.




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NO STEP ON SNEK