Originally Posted By: Hankster
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EARLY APRIL FOOLS

• An 18-year-old inmate who said he was encouraged by others in his unit to engage in a certain custom for new arrivals at the Lewis County Jail, found himself in further trouble last night. Deputies responding about 8:40 p.m. to a fire alarm activation found the sprinkler head broken and water on the floor of Austin C. Courtright’s cell, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. Courtright said he’d popped the sprinkler head by hitting it with his sandal, according to the sheriff’s office. He said he understood it was a tradition, and thought he’d only lose his recreational time, not get charged criminally, Chief Stacy Brown said. He was wrong, Brown said. He as arrested for third-degree malicious mischief.

Back in the late '60s my brother got picked up for being drunk in public at a party his Mexican friends were throwing at a park in Napa.
They put him in a cell until he sobered up, but he was mad about it and he ripped the sink off the wall. It started flooding the evidence room downstairs and that got the sheriff a little hot under the collar.
He went to see my brother and told him, "Son, I'm the sheriff and coroner of this county and I can arrange a suicide for you. Settle down."

Good times.


So being a dumbfuck is a family thing?



I bet your dumbfuck brother could have gone to Stanford, though.

lol
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