Things got a little hairy for me once when I had a warden ask me why there was a machete in the boat. I told him it was for hacking trails, things of that nature. You know, machete [Bleeeeep!]. He was very suspicious I wasn't telling the truth and I had absolutely no idea why. Plus I was wearing Simms [Bleeeeep!] head to toe and in a very nice boat so I didn't look sketchy. The guyswas fishing so hard for some machete related illegal crap I felt a little sad for the current state of enforcement and the people the system selects.

I guess I am on a list now.
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Maybe he's born with it.

Maybe it's amphetamines.