Things not to do:

a) Hit The GoldenChild's wife in the face with a 16 ounce cannon ball. Or if you do, be sure to have an eye surgeon near by.

b) Sleep in the same room with the GoldenChild and his wife when she has a 1:00 am "emergency" that requires the GoldenChild to drive all over Astoria looking for some medicine.

c) Leave all of your expensive rods and reels out and about instead of locking them in the lockable boat rod lockers.

d) Yell at Sledddddder.

Thing(s) to do:

e) If you end up on Rico's boat, bring your own gear, beer, lifejacket, 5-gallon can of gas, and a tow rope, as you know you're going to just use up that gas until you run out rather than go back in port. Anyone have a tow rope I can borrow?

Aside from that, I think you're good to go.
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T.K. Paker