Dear Trumpster,

I heard you were talking smack about me so I thought I better join this here darkside to slap that Jabba Cat off of your head.

But first, why have you not responded to my emails about being my running mate? Did the FBI confiscate your email server too? I hope they didn't find those pics I sexted to you. Who knew that tagging them as "Top Secret" would get me in all this trouble?

Last night while Megan K was servicing my nether regions, she gurgled that you have been mean to her. How can you be so mean to such a sweet lady just because she has a sharp tongue? Mmmm....tongue.


p.s.
Frank wants his cat back.

p.p.s.
Frank, call me.
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See you all at my inauguration.....or not.