Parker ... that one doesn't even show anymore. But either I'm a klutz (a very real possibility) or I fish way too much and have four very prominent ones:

right hand: about three years ago I was trying to unhook about a three or four pound king jack from a K-15 with a long-nosed set of pliers. Needless to say, fish thrashed just right and put one of the 2/0 trebles' hooks completely through the lowermost joint of my pinkie finger with fish thrashing on the other end. Result? Fish flew many, many feet through the air and hook remained in my finger until I cut off end and pulled it back out. Nearly had two customers vomit and had to pull over as I was awfully lightheaded myself. Now a have a permanent reminder of that fish.

right hand, again: wading upper Sauk in summertime, slipped and fell on a mossy rock and broke my fall on a not-so-moosy one. Opened up a two-inch gash on my right hand that bled profusely. Scared the heck out of a woman in the ER that thought I had been on a knife fight as I went into the ER soaked in blood and still had fillet knife on my hip on my belt with much of my blood stining khaki pants around it. Scar is pretty noticable to this day.

End of nose: fishing upper Elwha about ten years ago and sat down on a rock to cut off treble on spinner to replace it with a single. In the process, a bee decide to string me on the back of the nest and as I threw my hand back and up instinctively, I forgot to let go of spinner and planted two prongs of the hook fully into my nose. Could not get thee out so decided to hike out to have it removed. Lots of chuckles from hikers I passed on the way out and a permanent hole in my nose.

Bridge of nose: closest call with serious injury. Frenzied effort to cut yarn with dull knife resulted in a bad slp that put the knife across the bridge of my nose with lots of force. Needless to say, the knife was plenty sharp enough to cut skin and did quite a number. A very easily seen reminder of my fishing bum status.

I'm sure I'll have more, goes with the territory!