Totally tongue in cheek here gents. Just poking fun at just how utterly stupid and overtly sensitive we've become as a society. Damn you O'Reilly!

Piper - that's the spirit! You damn china-men gettin' all uppity. You better watch it or I'll make you build me a new railroad.

Folks - just enjoy the season regardless of where you are coming from. Regardless of whatever wishes others give to you - they mean well. We are all humans first (well some of us anyways).

Seriously, I love ALL of you arseholes no matter what your gig is and I wish you nothing but the best in the upcoming year. Now fvck off.