I heard from a reliable source that Ted Cruz is a pussy. But China, Mexico and the Islamists are assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fukked by dicks. But dicks also fukk assholes: assholes that just want to sh!t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fukk an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh!t that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from an asshole.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: if you don't elect this dick to fukk those assholes, you know what you'll get? You'll get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh!t!