The only conspiracy that killed Scalia was being 79, obese, with heart problems, high blood pressure, and reportedly still a smoker...he even recently suffered a shoulder injury that required surgery to fix, and his doctor wouldn't do it because he was "too weak to undergo surgery".

Not as fun as "an Obama operative smothered him with a pillow and then left it on his face as a warning"...my current favorite conspiracy theory.

I guess it's possible he was about to blow the whole thing open about chemtrails, Bigfoot, the Illuminati, and the imminent destruction of the entire world, but the Gnomes got to him first.

Fish on...

Todd