I remember the pic, but ADHD Slo Dunce doesn't remember it well. The only fat on that old GF of mine was breast tissue and she had a lot of it. The other gal in the pic is a dead ringer for Susan Sarandon and my ex-GF is better looking.

Speaking of the Sarandon look-alike, she's a Texas gal and she moved out here right after she and Rube Beard (the drummer for ZZ Top) split up. He got married, but they're still good friends. In fact, ZZ Top did a show at the Konocti Resort in Clear Lake and Rube gave her some backstage passes. She invited me, my ex-GF and the buddy of mine she was seeing to come with her. I can think of worse ways to spend the evening than seeing a free ZZ Top show backstage and then eating their food, drinking their booze and sharing some pot with them in their hotel suite after the show. Fun times.

Slo Dunce, GFY.

With a cactus.

When you're finished, dig a hole and bury yourself.