I would, but I just pulled out of your mom.

Was she too busy slurping gurp to teach you how to speak English - or were you just too fuckjn' stupid to learn?

That's why you went to UO isn't it?
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames