So, I just sold my house....netted about $210K. Not going to buy, going to rent to stay ready for Zombies, Gnomes and Bigfoot, so ready to bolt when the sch*tt hits the fan. Rich, look at my shopping list and let me know if I'm missing anything...

Blue Tarp....check.
Rope....check.
Lots of toilet paper.......check.
400 cans of baked beans....check.
Matches.....check.
New tires for my truck....check...gotta be able to 4-wheel in the woods, but I know when you run over Gnomes, their little rib bones can flatten a tire.
Batteries, extra gas, knife, hatchet (for giant possums)..check.
$10K in gold coins to barter with whoever takes over the planet...check.
And about $190K in ammo....check.
Am I good or should I just go to Vegas on a Monday and blow it on hookers and cocaine? Just wish I knew what Tuesday all hell is going to break loose.
Little help...anybody else have suggestions I need to buy? And not season tickets to the Sounders or Mariners.
Snake
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