The Internets is reporting that late last night that other nut jobs went to DEFCON 3. There was a huge house slapping on the Peninsula last night at a undisclosed bunker and massive Gnome and Bigfoot Inter-dimensional movements across a mainland location from east to west.

I took my tinfoil hat off just long enough to read as well that all of a sudden there is a huge Bigfoot & Gnome escalation in Ukraine, like it's on the brink of all out house slapping with Russia.

Something seems to have happened on Tuesday, where things are in a holding pattern. Until they are not??