Lolol. Speaking of stealing, you spend a lot of your employers time online acting like an angry elf. Shouldn't you actually do something to earn your paltry wage? Maybe you're the token gimp, most employers have someone like you. Too stupid to be of service but having a retard like you on staff makes the company look "inclusive".

Jealousy is a terrible thing little buddy, but it's all you've got. I understand why you're upset, in fact we all do. If we were as sickly and impotent as you we'd be grumpy too.