Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Originally Posted By: willametteriveroutlaw


Isn't it easier to suck cock when you're short? Just sayin


Yes it is. Back in college I was a flying monkey in a remake of the Wizard of Oz and got pretty drunk at an after party with the cast. The Tin Man and I found ourselves alone in the makeup room listening to AC/DC when it happened. The Tin Man was a really tall guy almost 5'9"and I didn't even have to get on my knees. But that's what college is for, experimenting. My step dad, Kyle always said that it's not gay if you don't love the guy.


Let it all out little buddy. Get it off your tiny chest, we're here for you. It's understandable that you would be used by others, you had no other choice. It's not your fault and does give us insight into your anger issues. You're a victim not just an angry Elf.
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