Parker,
First the song lyrics and now this.
What's next.....Blurry moon pictures?
Are you OK man?

1)
You 206ers don't scoop poop.
Most of you stick your hand in a plastic bag (similar to the ones you outlawed at grocery stores) and fondle your dog's steaming piles before neatly tying the bag in a knot and carrying it for the remainder of your nature walk. I would have more respect for you if you did actually use a shovel.

2)
It's good for all those career students to see the type of housing their diplomas will get them once they enter the real world. Reality check 101.

3)
At least now when you stare out the window during the summer, drooling at some 20 year old wearing next to nothing as she roller blades down the sidewalk, you can claim you were staring over the fence at the less fortunate.

4)
Make them all mods.

And to think that liberal toilet bowl carries the vote in this state.