Originally Posted By: Hankster
Plexico and Aqib shot themselves, but they went to Michigan State and Kansas. They also had the sense to wait until they were in the pros and rich before they did it.

Jose Canseco blew one of his fingers off not too long ago. He made the mistake of trying to clean his pistol with a round in the chamber. Kablooeyed it right off.

That baseball bouncing off Jose's head for a home run still cracks me up. Bad mojo that guy.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.