Originally Posted By: fp
Here's the next one.

The upcoming dig is approved on the following beaches, dates and evening low tides:
Jan. 13, Friday, 7:17 p.m.; -1.4 feet; Copalis, Mocrocks
Jan. 14, Saturday, 7:59 p.m.; -1.0 feet; Copalis, Mocrocks
Jan. 15, Sunday, 8:40 p.m.; -0.4 feet; Copalis, Mocrocks

fp

Man, a -1.4 is crazy low for out here.
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