Originally Posted By: NickD90
Originally Posted By: Myassisdragon
[quote=gooybob]Rich G impregnated a Sasquatch. [/quote



Now to kick'er into hi, (a long draw here, now exhale ! )



For $ 5000 ** " The spawn of that union resides here on the DS, who is this ?"



** and as a bonus, King of the thread rating level 1 will be bestowed upon said winn r.



OOOO..OOO..OOOO a GAME! A GAME! Can I play? Can I play?

Is it Dan? No - too much firey gnome in him

Is it Parker? Could be, but is said G-Squatch offspring a whiny little bitch?

Is it Sky-Guy? I spell it out. 100% ANGRY SAD BABY MAN

Toff? Can't be. He is a mutant to be certain, but he's a Viking mutant.

Hanky? Naw - G-Squatch baby doesn't have enough gay dinosaur DNA.

Evo? Look elsewhere. The 6D interdimensional transport machine doesn't take EBT.

KK? I've heard wet G-Squatch baby kinda smells like goat arse, so that could be a strong possibility.

Stam? Hardly. But he did watch the conception from the corner and heckled per usual.

Reef? I'm just going to leave Reef alone.

DD? Too smart and level headed.

Gooybob? Too liberal. G-Squatch baby comes from Trump Country.

Me? Not hairy enough. Balding on top and have like 6 chest hairs, 5 of which are coming out of moles. Although I do have REALLY big hands and feet. Hmmm???

Sol-Duc? Bingo. It has to be Sol-Duc. Now guess why I know it's Sol Duc.



This is all good stuff rofl