Who hates the Beatles wtf??? This whole thread made me lose all hope. You guys need to have your ears fkn checked. Since you washingtonians have sh!tty taste in music I am just gonna list my top 5 least favorite Seattle bands:

1. Heart. They fuckin sucked. Other than the fact I would have f*cked the life out of Nancy Wilson I just cant hang much on the actual band. Barracuda is a travesty. That song alone is enough to make the top 5 .

2. Queensryche. Geoff Tate is a wanker. I liked Take hold of the flame and that earlier sh!t ok. Then they copied Floyd and did silent lucidity. They can eat a d!ck. Seen em live. Suck.

3. Nirvana. Other than Bleach, and maybe incesticide, they sucked. I like Dave Grohl as a drummer but Dale Crover of the Melvins (cant believe anything good ever came out of Montesano lol) played on bleach and Kurt Cobain was absolutely overrated and Krist Noveselic was just goofy on stage. Gtfoh.

4. Pearl Jam. Love 10. Hate all else. Eddie vedder is sh!t. And every " side project" those guys were in far surpassed anything pj ever did. Mad season destroys anything because Layne Staley was incredible and Eddie Vedder is a fag. Dave Vedder should sue him for slandering his last name with his overworked gutteral crappy vocals.

5. Screaming Trees. They just dont do anything for me. Crap vocalist imo. Just useless.

May as well do a list of faves.

1. Soundgarden. Other than Down on the upside, which even that had a couple songs I dig, everything else they did prior was epicly fantastic to me and Kim Thayil is a fkn monster on guitar imo. Great band. Great look. And at his peak Cornell beats all singers ever imo. Seriously great musicians all of them.

2. AIC . Jerry is a criminally underrated guitar player. Jar of flies is the greatest ep of all time hands down. And Layne . What a tragic loss to the music community as was Chris Cornell.

3. Mudhoney. Saw them live in SF a few years ago. They destroyed. Those guys are like the Iggy pop and the stooges of the grunge world ( I hate the term grunge and I am ashamed I even typed that). I like everything they ever recorded and Mark Arm is just cool to me.

4. Earth. Slow. Weird. Heroin soaked riffs. Dylan Carlson is creepy as hell. I have weird musical tastes anyway. Dig it. The Bees Made Honey in the Lions Skull is a really good album. Not everyones cup of tea. But some of you hate the Beatles and Bob Dylan because you don't get enough sun and probably think Starbucks makes a good cup of coffee as you proudly wear your eddie bauer sweater. Sad so sad.

5. Melvins. Buzz Osbourne is a genius. He is a visionary. Best hair of any musician. Dale Crover is a monster drummer. Maybe top 5 drummers of the modern era for me. Bullhead is a must have album imo. These guys tour actively to this day. They have never compromised. They have never sold out. They continue to break new ground. And they left Washington lol. Just kidding. Washington is lovely. Aberdeen. Longview. Enumclaw. Olympia. Great cities. Aberdeen may be the worst place I have ever been to other than all the sh!tty towns I have visited in California. Look up Needles, CA. Iraq would be a better living alternative. I digress. Anyway I love the Melvins. Never saw a bad live show from those guys.

So basically for all the [Bleeeeep!] bands from Seattle, as well as the Mariners sucking ( you had Ichiro and Griff and well. I guess you can hang on to those memories ), some fine music has come out of the State of Washington. You people certainly can't drive for sh@t.

Btw top 5 least fave all time bands while I am on a roll:

1. Eagles. Joe Walsh left James Gang for that crap?

2. Bad Company. Suck

3. Bachman Turner Overdrive

4. Bruce Springsteen. He bores the [Bleeeeep!] out of me.

5. Joan Jett . Basically all the Runaways. I would have loved to have banged Lita Ford so she could have had some more Ford in her. What a trashy slut. The Blackhearts. Why even mention them? It could just be called "Joan Jett and the Band no one gives a f**k about because they suck ).


In closing. Most of you need some musical education. Whoever listed Pantera is completely lost as a human being and I will pray for your god forsaken soul.