Moon is doing it wrong. Thongs are supposed to come off before crawling into bed. Maybe he just likes to be the little spoon? As Bantam says..."spooning leads to forking".

How do you even post that job req and do the interviews?

At least Warren isn't asking for Chuck Berry level requirements from his ladies.

Google "Chuck Berry scat play". I dare you. Moon could learn a thing or two....

Oh Beezy - stop being a whiny little beeotch and get back to work. Filing a TPS report with a cover page doesn't earn you the corner office. Hard charging 80 hour work weeks that produce results do that. Following your passion and work-life balance is, in fact, very entitled. I'm a 42 year old gen-x'er. When the boomers retire, the big jobs will go to us (me). Rinse, repeat for the next generation after that. Same as it's always been. There are no corners to cut or fast tracks in this equation. You got a good 20 - 30 years left before you even sniff that corner office. Pace yourself mate.