I genetically modified these two fish to only respond to either a double stacked RVRFKR or a big-ass glob of the never-released-to-the-public UEC.

When you are down there and notice a horrible stench and tiny little bubbles coming to the surface, it's not the normal man-turds that line the bank and float down the river.

Those bubbles are noxious fish-farts from Steely and Dawg Paddle sent your way.