There is a faint resonance, deep in my intestine, near the deep butt, that is telling me something will happen soon. They won’t tell you about this in the media. There will not much about it on the web. But Im telling you, its gonna really happen, the Pho I ate last night is gonna make me $hit my pants.

It was probably aliens, liberal ones, with anti-guns, teaming up with the bigfoot for Phopocalypse. I think they swapped the round eye with zombie meat or gnome meat. Watch out citizens! Keep your family safe.