In reality, though, Cohen is actually not only innocent of any wrongdoing, but is a hero...he agreed to plead guilty so he can go undercover in federal prison and gather evidence of Hillary's emails from MS-13 gangbangers that sold Uranium to Russia after covering up the evidence of Bigfoots in order to corner the market on magic mushrooms.

I read this on reddit. That's how I know it's true.

Fish on...

Todd