When you're short on words, it's convenient to say that Trump is a douche or a douche bag. But he's neither. Trump makes douches and douche bags seem quite socially acceptable.

Things that Trump is include:

1. a liar, pretty much daily;
2. a narcissist;
3. a megalomaniac;
4. a moron and imbecile, according to some of his advisors;
5. a cretin, based on ignorant things he says that the most people, even less educated than he, know;
6. an embarrassment to the country;
7. a likely danger to the country;
8. more likely than not, a criminal, just not convicted yet;
9. unfit for office;
10. . . . you get the idea . . .