Originally Posted By: RICH G
Actually there was no malt liquor abuse, we just caught some fish, Parker caught more.


You lied about the MALT LIQUOR?!?!?!!? For shame. Those damn ducks still deserve to have empty malt liquor bottles tossed at them. The only way now for Paker to redeem himself is to empty some COLT 45 bottles, head down to Eugene and throw them at anyone wearing green and yellow. Fvck Orygun, what a sh!thole--one of the worst places on God's Flat Earth. Fvck Orygun 20's. Fvck the Ducks, their team sucks. Fvck Orygun for charging a ten cent deposit on 40oz bottles of MALT LIQUOR. Fvck all you craftbrew cvnts drinking sh!t mircobrewed in Portland by some hipster douche. Drink ONLY MALT LIQUOR!