Compelled by God Almighty, Seth Rich publicly identifies the people responsible for his torture and murder.

or

See those Democrats over there? I died 40 years ago and those cocksuckers have been casting votes with my name ever since. (Also why are Democrats fine with illegal aliens and dead people voting but a couple of Russian cyborgs trolling facebook is where they draw the line?)

or

"Is that the Ginsberg lady you were talking about, Mr.President?" asks the Grim Reaper.

or

A Haitian orphan shows Trump where Hillary and Posdesta buried him and his brethren.

OK that's all I got.