Yes Todd it actually *is* assault technically and you can legitimately argue that it is but it also actually *is* de minimis in that I think you would be hard pressed to find a prosecutor willing to prosecute it, a jury willing to convict or a judge being amused that something like this is worth his courtroom's time.

When Steeleworldwide is the most reasonable voice in the whole thread, it might be time to sit back with a 40ozer of MALT LIQUOR and reflect on your life.