Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Trump thinks that when people say coyote in reference to the Mexican border, that they're talking about wildlife. Fuckin' coyotes.

Seriously.

I'm sure the White House will lie and say he knew all along they were talking about human smugglers, but that asshole seriously thought wild canines were a problem at the border.

Jesus Christ on a cracker.


I thought Trump thought coyotes were woman you woke up next to in the morning and their faces were imprinted (makeup) on the pillow. So you chew your arm off so you don't wake them up while your escaping.