#1023125 - 02/28/2008:46 AMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
[Re: Salmo g.]
NickD90
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Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
Some one should bet on Evo. After all, he's never lost a fight, according to himself. Then again, we have no evidence that he ever won a fight, either. However, if I were a bettin' man, my money would be on Beezy. I've met him. I bought a G3 rain jacket from him, size L. He's bigger than me. Size matters. Just ask T-Rex.
But Joe Rogan says T-Rex has no reach!
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#1023128 - 02/28/2008:52 AMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
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NickD90
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Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
Some of the best fights I ever saw involved my mom back in her single days.
Scary chit.
Yer' not kidding. The single, meanest, toughest, scary, dirtest fightin' person I know is my middle sister. Woe is the soul which takes that on. Dudes fight and see red. This chick turns into a 1000 pound Honey Badger. It's a whole different level of pure primordial, reptilian hate. Her eyes roll back into her head like a fookin' shark. She means to KILL you and then when you are dead, KILL you again outta evil woman spite. It's utterly terrifying.
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#1023139 - 02/28/2009:40 AMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
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Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Nick,
You know why there are weight classes in boxing, wrestling, and fighting? It's so smaller guys don't get fuckin' killed by bigger guys. Derp.
Leverage works the same for big guys and small guys. It isn't some hidden advantage for a smaller guy. A big guy that knows angles and how to use leverage will beat a smaller opponent that knows the same. You saw the all other things equal part, right?
It looks like you hate money to me. Let's get a bet going on this.
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#1023153 - 02/28/2012:08 PMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
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Stay focused, people!
I don't care if Evo and Beezuz fights, sprawls, scissors, hugs, hold hands, or whatever they decide to do. All I know is that there will be a cage, two fighters will enter, and only one will come out upon DEATH, CRYING LIKE A BABY, or SOMEONE PISSES IN THEIR WADERS!!!!!
Note to Evo's Mom: The usual standard Pimping Fee will still apply to this event. I'll charge extra if I have to supply the Clorox Wipes, Lipbalm, and hand sanitizer.
#1023165 - 02/28/2010:04 PMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
[Re: Dan S.]
NickD90
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Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Nick,
You know why there are weight classes in boxing, wrestling, and fighting? It's so smaller guys don't get fuckin' killed by bigger guys. Derp.
Leverage works the same for big guys and small guys. It isn't some hidden advantage for a smaller guy. A big guy that knows angles and how to use leverage will beat a smaller opponent that knows the same. You saw the all other things equal part, right?
It looks like you hate money to me. Let's get a bet going on this.
Yes...Daniel son....I know and understand and agree.
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#1023249 - 03/01/2010:39 AMRe: Evo vs Jason Beezus - A Fight to End All Fights!
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NickD90
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Welcome back dude! A lot has happened here over the past year Jake. Hank was banned for being Hank and then Hank tried coming back as this Hanker fella. It bamboozled some folks around here, but I knew the truth.
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