All right guys, enough is enough. It's getting closer and closer to summertime so we need to set up a naming ceremony at the Ranch. No more wannabes, we're talking the reel deal here folks. If you want a real title, then get your lilly arses up there and go through the initiation.

The following events will be held there this summer:

-Female Jello wrestling
-Wet T-shirt contests
-Bikini contest
-Plunk-a-thon
-Limbo
-Beer chuggin' contest
-etc. etc. etc.

Let's get some good ideas up here, guys. What do you want me to put together up there this year?

Justin
Supreme Leader and Omnipotent Ruler
at Sauk River Steelhead Ranch
Vision Pro Staff

Hey Kid;
Will the Plunk - a - thon and beer chugging contest be held at the same time? Some pansy was looking over my shoulder and thought it was puke - a - thon.

GutZ

Hey, if you were omnipotent wouldn't you already know?

I'm in..........I take on any and all Females in the Jello wrestling
............Os

I don't feel like winning the pukeathon...

Future Director of Female Jello Wrestling
Sauk River Steelhead Ranch
Redneck Pro-Staff

[ 05-18-2001: Message edited by: The Reel Osprey ]

Count me in too, brah.

I nominate:
Keg Stands
Circle of Death

to go along with your suggestions.


F.B.I. Director (Federal Bikini Inspector)
1 of 2 Key-stone-holders
Sauk River Steelhead Ranch
Redneck Pro-Staff

I also forgot about midget tossing and tractor pulls.

Coroner
Sauk River Steelhead Ranch
Redneck Pro-Staff

Hey 'Kid', I hereby apply for the Director of Beer Bong chugging contests (only for over 21 year olds that are not driving soon afterward of course!), in addtion to my directorship of the "Women's fittness and self defense" program of course. The girls need to know how to handle any situation up there. Gotta blow my horn here and accept all challenges - I set the OSU Kappa *** frat record for single beer bong chug (12 oz.) during Dad's weekend last fall. In 1.7 seconds. Does anyone have a 20 oz. beer bong for the reel men? ... The plunk-a-thong sounds interesting!

Oh ya ... 'Yall, as for the tractor pulls, I heard you are into some other kind of 'pulls'. The rest of us there are hetero though. And after you are done with your midget toss, Timberman and I will have some fun playing toss and catch with you. After we duct tape you into a reel football

looks like i might have some compition in the beer chuggin contest, (6.5 sec pitchers)

Now RT, since you are so hetero, then when the subject of midget tossing came up, why did you say "should I bring the vaseline and spatula?"

I wouldn't let you pull my chain, you sick puppy :p :p :p

Director of Women's Finger Painting
Mississippi River Steelhead Ranch
Redneck Pro-Staff

Hey DK, was that with a small pitcher or the big one? Small one I'm in. If it was the big one, I'm not worthy - I'm impressed!

LOL, good one 'Yall. But you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my vaseline thing. Don't forget about the blanket toss.

Oh geez, the rest of you members still reading this thread - forgive us our fun. And it's ALL in fun.

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RT
President of NW Sheep Shearing Union
Sauk River Steelhead Ranch

Let's party

Leave it to OSU to provide a max capacity 12.5 oz beer bong. You better consult some of those upstanding young men in the WSU frats (provided there are any fraternities left on campus) on high volume beer bong engineering.
As for activities...(alternatives when everyone gets tired of the same old monotonous bikini-clad, oil soaked blondes prancing around).
1. Tavern Jacket Modeling.
2. Speed Gizzard Eating
3. Phlegm Volleyball
4. Free Bodypiercing using 4/0 Mustads.
5. Pin the gaff on the gillnetters.
6. Tying the Silver Hilton using belly
button lint and bodily fluids.
7. Informational sessions on "Float tube
fishing and beer drinking...Have no fear
of urination. You can overcome it!"
8. Exchange excuses to use on your wife
when you show up piss drunk for the third
time straight returning from fishing.
9. Learn why others have been wrongly
accused of having lipstick on their
collars when it is really shrimp smelly
jelly AND how to use it to your
advantage.
10. Fart lighting around the campfire!

Funny replies, guys. Keep 'em coming.

Get ready for the games to begin sometime around July 4. Bring a newbie so we can play pin the tail on the cracker :p

Peace

With all of the previous posts I'm a little concerned as to what you plan to pin the crackers tail with

Well I guess I better establish myself in the Cabinet somewhere being that Kid Sauk is now a business partner of mine and he told me to get a title for myself, so here it goes
How about:
1.Director of Entertainment
2.Substance abuse counsoler
3.Party and event supplies inspector
4.Director of operations

I could go on and on , but lets see how this works to start
Superfly

Hey 'fly,

I need some counseling on how to abuse substances.......good to see you're available to help me out

I got a position for Hey Y'all, but I'm not sure it can be discussed here....

Hey Justin, I thought you'd died. Hadn't seen you in a bit. Since you've been away, I have a new email address. Click above, I'l actually GET my mail now.

I'm all in. Let me know when and I'm there.

Can I have this title "Cataraft cruise director"? I can run my whitewater frame and run 4 pontoon stradlers while I run the oars. Figured if the weekend was nice could float the river.

How about William Tell accuracy casting by trying to knock a beer can off Hey Ya'lls head with a baitcaster loaded up with a 5 ounce pyramid? j/k ya'll, we'll put RT in that position after we've given him a few pounds off the beer bong

Hey Justin, is there room for trailers/tents? Never been to the steelhead ranch so wasn't sure. Might be selling my little trailer for a bigger one, and not sure if I'll be into a new trailer by that time.

Jerry

PS, we still need to get together. Let me know when you make it into the area.

Too bad I can't make it. With 11 1/2 years of Rugby experience I could contribute greatly to the social ambience. How about the following:

1. Administrator of The Elephant Walk

2. Executive Vice President of Bat Rat

3. Director of Land Sharking

Hey RT, how can you call a 12.5 ounce container a beer bong? Come on man, I cry 12.5 ounces of tears everytime the New Orleans Saints lose a game. Fire up the bongy for a six pack and count me in. Won the All Iowa Rugby chamionship for beer chuggin 5 years in a row. You and me gotta get this beer bong thing straight.

6.5 seconds, holy toledo,,
I don`t think I can even drink a glass of water that fast...

Hey Hawk, like I said above, "does anyone have a 20 oz. beer bong", for the Ranch parties? The 12 oz. bong is all they had at the frat party last fall - that's why I didn't mention the frat name. Embarrassing.

BTW, nobody gave a thumbs up on the Plunk-a-thong event? Much more fun than the Plunk-a-thon.

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RT
Consierge' - Women's Bunker
Sauk River Steelhead ranch

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Just wondering, Should I shave my legs to enter the bikini contest?