As long as this subject is being "thoroughly" discussed - If corn goes in as corn, and comes out as corn, why do people eat it? I've always wondered that.

Glad to hear you found that missing pile Rich. You truly take "Protect and Serve" to a level beyond the average cop.

Why do we eat corn? Tastes good going in and gives you a good scratch on way out

Rich, I think ADPose had a good idea rub his nose in it.

Fishhead5

Nuthin like steppin in "poopy" to wreck a guys day. Would have sucked to have the dog roll in it.

I was fishing a well known drone hangout a few years ago, and someone released a boneless brown trout upstream of me. It washed in to my hole, and was bobbing around in the eddy current for close to an hour before I took things in to my own hands.

This thing was the size of a log on Lincolns cabin (also a corn infested piece of art). I took the old chuck and duck rod, and tried to fillet it in half to make it sink. Didn't work, and turned in to a couple bobbing poopies. Then I spent several minutes trying to swish the "goo" out of my rod guides. I hated mending line, and washed my rod down with Mr. Clean and hot water when I got home.

Don't worry about your spelling Rich, just pay attention to where you step. Hate to be a smart alec, but turds are like love. Set them free, and if they come back to you, it was meant to be. Peace

Maybe we have our own PP Phantom Sh!tter? He/she lurks on this board and does their sh!tty deed at the "hot spots" that we post about!!!

Be careful where you walk for Floatilla III.2!!

"Me fail English!?! That's unpossible!"
-Ralph Wiggum,

Parker

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Trye hoocked on fonicks Rich! Et werced fore mi!
Suck fish eggs periwinckle! Dont let baby frogs get under your skin Rich. I enjoy having a direct link to the place I love the most. Forks! See ya Wed morning Forks!


Bob D

BobD,
I will also be on the water bright and early tomorrow morning If I see ya ill say Hi.

Thanks FP for passing this along to kind of sum things up here!

That Pic is priceless!

Rich,
Sorry to hear that, but, i almost sh1t myself after reading all the various posts. Too funny guys and gals, good humor...thanks

Well since this is such a weird subject, thought I'd share this ( wonder if it'll make it to the BB?)
Just who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, a partener of Kneedeep& Schitt,Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dipp Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After fifteen years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her kids, decided to hyphenate her last name, and so became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dipp Schitt married a woman named Loda Dunng, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a very nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva ****t, inseperable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens childeren were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. When he returned from his travels he brought his new Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. Cause you not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!

No [Bleeeeep!] Papa?! Funny. But I would like to know what the 4 astericked letters in your post could possibly be?

Priceless pic Bob!

this summer down at bouy 10 i was up river aways and all of a sudden had to take a ****, nothing to **** in but my buddys 6-pack cooler lunch box, i told him to let me **** in it he said ok, so i **** in it, after we got home he had a garage sale and sold it for 25 cents.

And you guys thought Bob's BIG coffee cup was just for coffee Saved the day many times, you know when he won't pull over for us girls ...

Thats pretty sick but a friend of mine has you beat.

A freind of mine I call Yeti and I were fishing in Seiku two summers ago. All day Yeti complained about stomach pain but the fishing was so good I wouldnt let his pain ruin our fishing. Well Yeti had to take an emergency sh!t. There were about 30 boats near by us but he had to go anyways. The only thing we had to **** in was the bailing bucked wich was a coffee can. Well he ended up having a total blow out and only got 10 % of the sh!t inside the can. The rest was all over the deck of the boat. The stench was horrible and that soon ended our trip.

I remember being caught in a hot coho bite out of Depot Bay with the 'staging area' packin in a growing load. We didn't want to leave the bite but I finally couldn't take any more, so we picked up and ran about a half mile from the cluster of sportboats and charters on the school of fish. My friend gets on the tiller and starts trolling back toward the bite and my staging area has been packed so tight it was balking at releasing the load. I was sitting on one of those cheap aluminum legged camping toilet seats over a rubber 2 gallon bucket. I said to turn around and give me a little longer but 'tiller man' couldn't stay away from the school of fish. As luck would have it 2 charter boats full of people had made wide turns and were headed in our direction, and the hard sqeeze was on! And I just covered up the best I could. Just as we trolled right between the 2 charters the 'golden moment' came blasting. The worst part then came out of nowhere - a breaking wake hit my V-sled and slammed down on the other side breaking the potty legs out from under me, exposing me, and landed me right on the flexible rubber bucket - ALL within sight of many people on both charters! They were laughing almost as hard as 'tiller man' was. I wasn't, at the time anyway. I'll leave the rest of the story up to your imagination. ...

RT

You should write a collum in STS for stuff like this RT.

Ya, I think Nick would go for that. Under the Dept.s section in the table of contents page:

STORIES ABOUT BAD SH!TTING EXPERIENCES