Dennis Miller's Palestinian Rant:
For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. He is not Jewish.

He recently said the following about the Mideast situation:

"A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need.

Here we go:

The Palestinians want their own country.

There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention

Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians."

As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian"
anymore to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths, until someone points out they're being taped.

Instead, let's call them what they are:


"Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."

I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN.
How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters."
Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country.
Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't.


They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David but if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel.

They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.

Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth . . . you know that's really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Middle East. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around & spit it out: 500 million Arabs; 5 million Jews.


Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that, if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals..

Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea?


Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day:
Just reverse the Numbers.imagine 500 million Jews and 5 million Arabs.


I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it .


Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.

Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense.
Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible.
Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that, with vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models who've just had their drugs taken away.

However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some.


After September 11th, our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them.


Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day), start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.


Makes pretty good sense to me!

OK, Dennis. Here's the part where you are full of Horseschit:

Before it's Independence in from The British Empire in 1947, it was British territory. Before that, until 1918, it was part of The Ottoman Empire. Egypt at no time ever owned any part of what is now Isreal. Israel did at one time own part of Egypt, The Sinai, but that was just payback for Egypt trying to invade.

After independence, it was named Palestine, until the Jews took power by force and renamed it Israel.

Dennis Miller sounds just like any other hateful bigot.

Replace the word "Palestinians" with "Blacks" or "Injuns" or "Beaners."

Then re-read it. What an ass. I know he's not too stupid to know the history of Israel, so he must be lying. It's common to the right, especially reactionaries.

Sounds like a call for genocide to me.

I rest my case.

Easy, bro. Dennis is a comedian, remember?

Racism is racism, no matter what stripe it's under. If you support it, you aren't any better than those Elmer Fudd lookalike asswipes waving swastikas up at the capitol.







Just goes to strengthen my belief that neo-cons are racist facists that are just too chicken**** lace-curtain to come right out and scream "White Power!!" and "Abschaffen Sie Untermench!!"

Even if they want other bigots exteminated, it don't make 'em any better.

"After independence, it was named Palestine, until the Jews took power by force and renamed it Israel."

'rhoid, you silly lump of fecal detritus. The Palestinian Arabs following the instructions of the Mufti of Jerusalem, set out to annihilate the Jews. (no genocidal intent here, no racism either, LOL) Jordan, Syria, Egypt, and the Sauds all pitched in and helped while the Brits turned their back. The Israelis didn't march to their deaths as in Europe in the second world war. They fought and kicked Palestine/Arab butts.
In my opinion, and a few others it would seem, they have been all about surviving ever since.
Long live Israel. Long live any Christian Arabs.

Here you are calling names again. If you had the ability to articulate, maybe you could speak like a grown-up.

How's the song go 'rhoid? "You're so vain" Looking in the mirror again I see. Almost everything I got articulates. lol I just posted your erroneous quote and commented on it. Why, when you persist in posting such phony balony, do you get irate when someone shines a light on it? Israel doesn't go looking for kids to kill. Leave us alone. Israel doesn't go looking for women to kill. Leave us alone. Israel doesn't need to acquire territory other than for tactical defense. Leave us alone. What is it about the Israeli position you don't understand?
You Mr. Pot seem to have a bad case of anti-semitism. Couldn't be! not you. Phony DS.

Are you a Nazi, Ichtyoid?

Don't go killing kids?













Phoney baloney?

I'm a Nazi now?

Religious nutjobs are religious nutjobs, no matter what altar they prostrate in front of.

Now I'm a racist, because I say that the Israelis are just as big assh0les as the arabs. I said nothing about Jews as a whole or Moslems, just the Isrealis and thier government.

I wasn't the one who posted the USS Liberty thread, I just said that the Isrealis aren't innocent bystanders.

Here's what the IDF did to an American girl from Olympia:

Where are your critical thinking skills again?

DUH!!!

Aunty M, You are right on track. Watching the news tonight I was outraged at Hezbollah and Lebanon for allowing their children to be used as shields. I could only imagine what it would be like if my neighbor had started randomly shooting into my house and then put one of his kids at each window so I could not shoot back. In the meantime my kids are in extreme danger- sorry I'm defending my family!

Those scumbag Hezbollah creeps would think nothing of strapping explosives on those kids backs when they get a little older and sending them into a pack of "infidels" so they can become martyrs to the cause.

Kofi and his gang of thieves don't impress me one bit with their phoney outrage at Israel. They took food from the mouths of those children and converted it to their own opulence without a twinge of their non -existent conscience.

Wake up world! You are being scammed by the worst child molesters on the planet!

"A severe lack of critical thinking from you JLH."

That is your opinion... and opinions are like *** holes everybody's got one.

"Where is your outrage at Hezbollah for starting this in the first place..."

I would like to know what the 2 Israeli soilders were doing in Lebanon in the first place when taken as hostages. Can you answer that, or are you aware of those facts?

Personally I don't give a rats *** about a apartied regime with boots to the heads of all it's neighbors, and about to draw the World into WWIII. If there is a WWIII, we the people will be the losers.

We need leaders that will take us in a new direction. Leaders that represents the best that humanity can offer. Leaders that don't rape the environment. Leaders that are not on the take and won't sacrifice the human race for a short term profit. A future without radiation poisoning and mutant progeny.

I'm sure my comments will draw a reply suggesting that Israel turn the Middleeast to Glass. The very people that advocate it, don't realize the damage that would be exacted on all of us wheather it's economic, displacement or lose of love ones in a senseless war for occupation by an apartied regime.

Never justified anything, becaause nothing happening over there is justifiable. I just showed you that Isrealis aren't innocent victims, just as you and Sard asked me too. What they are is militant nutjobs who can't accept an opposing point of veiw, just like Hezbollah, just like Hamas, just like yourself.

So now that I have, typical of the right, you fall back on name calling, calling me a "Nazi."

Not even twenty years ago you people were calling people "n'gger lovers" and "pinko-fa*gots" now you turn it around and brand them as a group that shares your intolerant ideology, The Nazis.

I guess it's because conservatives are stupid. They drop everything when they see some cars driving in circles, flags waving, and hear catchy battle cries. How 'bout you go buy some more chinese-made American flag magnets to slap on the back of your Hyundais?

Lets Roll!

Come on, call me some more names. It fits your 1st Grader's mentality, and it's kinda cute, in a bumbling, retarded kinda way.

JLH,
You has asked "I would like to know what the 2 Israeli soilders were doing in Lebanon in the first place when taken as hostages. Can you answer that, or are you aware of those facts?"

Well I believe the facts are the 2 soldiers you are talking about were in lebanon as part of the offensive to free the first soldier who was kidnapped some days prior. Pretty easy to answer if anyone was actually listening for the last couple of weeks. Oh by the way, that first soldier happened to be kidnapped by Hezbollah militants that went across the border into Israel's.