WDFW Announces New Fishing Restrictions

[AP]Announcements from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife today confirm what many anglers had feared: the seasonal harvest of many species will be severely restricted in the near future.

Perhaps the most popular species, the bluegill was once thought to thrive in a majority of Washington's lakes. “What we see now is that they're nowhere near as prolific as we'd once imagined,” said department spokesman Burt Braemer. “Catch record card analysis indicates that over the last two years, only .002 bluegill were retained per rod per trip.”

Restoration of the bluegill habitat along with reduced fishing pressure is designed to provide a window for the fragile species to maintain suitable populations. The department hopes to act early enough to avoid another fiasco like the one they faced with wild steelhead.

“In other cases, there is no way to restore appropriate habitat, and in those cases the department must be prepared to find some creative solutions,” said Longview guide William Angler.

Losing the bluegill fishery places a burden on guides, tackle store owners, and local communities that once depended on the thriving recreational fishery for these pretty little fish. But that isn't their only woe.

Fourteen other species will face harvest restrictions when the WDFW's new fishing regulations are published later this month, among them the stickle-backed spindlefish, the sculpin, the common mud-burrower, the long-nosed beak dab, and the gutter sucker, named after a line from poet Oscar Wilde: “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

Opening day of the traditional fishing season, usually the last weekend in April, has been moved to July 17 this year to allow additional time for fathead minnows in the eastern part of the state to reach spawning escapement goals. Some anglers fear the minnow fishery may eventually go the way of the long lamented bass.

“Ooh, I miss those bass,” said fisherman Ned Muckyanker of Tonasket. “Carp just aren't the same—nowhere near as tasty.” Many others agree.

“Look, closing these fisheries is the last straw,” said one disgruntled fisherman. “I mean—perhaps it's time we take up golf, if it's too dangerous to put a hook in a gutter sucker.” Other anglers were more optimistic, noting that this year's pea-nosed chub populations appear to be able to support a harvest.

“Still, there is a bright side,” said another unidentified angler, “which can be seen by disregarding everything here except the first letter of each paragraph.”

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Very Funny Stuff!

if he who laughs last... thinks slowest.... i am pretty slow. took me a couple of read overs but that is a good one!

Wonderful!!! Lot of thought and work went into that.

Thanks! I needed that.

Good Stuff

I had no idea it was that bad.

Good joke we fools

Is there a difference between wild and native bluegills? Maybe fin-clipping the hatchery fish would help sort things out, but it may be too late. . .hatchery transgression in the pumpkinseed gene pools may already have taken hold.

Great post!