I skipped work all together.

Looks like Pat has been losing weight or was it just that black shirt at night???PEACE

Sounds like a good time had by all.

Tom vs. Teqillya. You must have lost T. You were fine out at the halibut hole.........

I told you that story about breaking down in front of that mexican joint on the way to NB didn't I? Going out on the ocean will never be the same again.

Outstanding !!! 1,300 miles and I'd get back in the truck and do it tomorrow. In the camp ground 30 seconds and Erica is dumping jello shots down my wife.
" Good for me !! Good food, lots of interesting folks.

I can say this much. It was a rough quiet crowd on the way out. I think lack of sleep and severe scoplamine buzzes on top of hangovers took a toll. Things were going pretty well.. not feeling like a champ mind you but not bad.. Fishing between Sol and Parker. Ate blue berry Muffin, the sea calmed down a bit and thats all she wrote..

Sol: Dude, what in the hell did you eat that was purple.

Me: Thats a blueberry muffin and my stomach lining. I expect he has pictures.

After that I passed out overcome by the drugs. Tried to fish some more but it was hopeless. Had another big episode right before we left. T-bird said " I feel pretty good but I'm tired and my throat hurts.. I gotta agree on that. I was really tired and my throat felt like I was a stunt double in a gay porno movie.

So Stam !! thanks again it was great. Sol, Parker K.K NoFish T-bird Kev.. lots of fun. Don't worry about the fish Parker. I had my chances and Steve hooked me up so we got BBQ. I'll be over there before next year but sign me up for Stam fest.

You rock Brent.
Next time I'll bring my boat and we can make a two dayer out of it.

Right On Pat, Man we would have both been going to Jail if I was there, those small dick ****ers have to wield there little pot metal badge of authority since they have no life and have to **** with people to make them selves feel better because of there own ****ty lives and short comings. I have had several of those types of clashes with law enforcement. They usaully are un happily married have small dicks and feel they have to bully people to get there point across which is usaully on the top of there head.
This happens frequently on the Queets, That little queer ranger from Vermont or where ever the hell he is from once was ready to draw on Me and my son and his friends, which at the time they were 9 years old, his excuse was that I was bigger than him. God I hate maggots like that. Pat fight the ticket, have everyone write a letter and get it thrown out.

Peace
Superfly

This Winkler guy was cracking me up...

Cappie !!!! Are ya marking any fish up there ??

O.K you Jackasses.. If cappie says 40 pulls and reel er up ya gives er 40 pulls and reels er up.. work it for the cappie you Dumbasses.. How ya gonna catch any fish if you don't listen to the cappie you Jackasses.. 40 pulls means 40 pulls et al etc all day

Watching T-bird puke off the back of the boat I couldn't help but notice the rolls of skin in his hairline on the back of his neck. Looked like one damn big ass dominate Sea Lion pissed-off at the ocean.

Hey now.. The trash talking thread is up top

LMAO!!!!

I guess you had to be there. Just hearing the stories again is cracking me up.

<YARFFFF!>

"Crap B-RUN, what the hell was that?"

<YARFFF! My spleen. YARRRRFFFF! ...and liver.>

"Damn. That's ok. I hear they grow back."



Thank goodness for being the Bow Biatch on this trip. Had the entire Bow to myself with plenty of action to keep me occupied. Not to mention, the wind (and lake of puke spray) in my face!

The two fishing highlights were watching a 30+ pound king come to the surface with my bait and as I dropped the herring back down, the beast started chewing on the bait like there was no tomorrow. That was quickly followed by a big SWING AND MISS by me! D'oh! The other was watching a nice coho come up to the surface and completely inhale the orange banana lead. The take down was amazing, especially when it spit the lead. Was truly a violent hit. Pretty cool.

The lowlight of the trip was when Erica smacked her grape on the bulkheads. Man, that SOUNDED like it hurt. Low and behold, from the look on her face and tears in her eyes, it DID hurt. Ouch.

I shoulda showed and got a new jacket from NOFISH. Sure sounds like I missed a heck of a show, from jello shots to Erica bonkin her own head. Damn this work thing has got to stop.

Need to watch out for that uncle Joe guy :rolleyes.He's like a box of chocalate's you never know what your gonna get :p .Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Only the cool people got jackets, Bucket. Are you a cool person?

I didn't get a jacket. I'm so un-cool, that it hurts.

I want a jacket.. That fits..

That Seagra was quite the smart ass. At one point a pretty good Coho followed up Parkers bait, nailed it.. he missed it.. it swims over and nails mine and cleaned it.. continues on and hits Sols bait.. three hit and runs and no hook up. So we are standing there with no bait.. she is flipping Chit.. "oh.. so it hit all three baits and nobody got it.. wow, you guys are really good fisherman.. I can tell that you are ".

That chick will ruin some poor SOB's life some day.

Can a guy cast a charter special 25 yards and hit a seagull with a banana weight ??? Sol can.. seen it myself

Hey, I almost beaned Seagra upside the head with a banana weight.. Does that count for anything on a crackerish move to get my sh!t outta the way of a hellbent fish on someone else's line?

She definitely had a smart ass side to her, and rather witty! My kinda girl

Seagra didn't do it for me. She's a sixteen year old with the "my shi% doesn't stink" attitude of a much hotter nineteen year old. Her herring don't spin, her personality is flacid, and her people skills suck.

Sol misses salmon on hookset.
Seagra: "You can't do that. Just reel, don't jerk."

She'll do better in the tip department to just STFU. Some of us have been fishing salmon twice as long as she's been alive.

"She'll do better in the tip department to just STFU. Some of us have been fishing salmon twice as long as she's been alive."

It certainly shows in the results! Good to see you brought your "A game" Maybe your daughter can give you some lessons on how to play barbies on a fishing boat. At least you will look more productive next year.

That is exactly what I thought to Tim. I liked the part where I was getting a backlash out for Mr. Jackass. She comes up and say's here let me get that. I just laughed and said I have taken more backlashes out for this guy then you could imagine. Glad I could be of entertainment for all of you. Plan on going down there and beating the shorts off of those tickets. 438.00 in tickets, 125.00 for fishing, 80.00 in gas. 100.00 for beer and food,mainly beer and a story to tell my kid about some day= PRICELESS!!!!!!! It comes out to about 30.00 a pound for the two fish I caught.
Would not of did it any other way.

BLOW ME, Kang! Mr. F'n no-show invisible internet expert. I've got more respect for dogs that shi% in my yard. At least when I'm wiping their offensive excrement off my shoe their existence is tangable. FU!