Take a shot at a Milf? Hell yeah! Sign me up!

When I first read the post above I thought it said milt, but that didn't make any sense. Excuse my ignorance, but what is milf? Something you eat, some kind of drink, or some hot new bait? What?

Doc.. its the fact that you don't know what Milf means in itself that makes you the great person that you probably are. It seperates you from the masses of wretched leachers that grace this board. I wish I could say that. I for one am proud of you.

Lets just leave it at that for now

B-Run,
Try the COHO Motel--1.800.572.0177 if no rooms check wuth the Chamber, they'll give you a list of motels.

Sol this is the best I could do on short notice.....you were squawking about a virgin on board to bring you luck, so let me present Miss Gladiola GooberBooger Gigantaur from Greenwater. Gladiola held the title of Miss Greenwater last year and won the distance-spittin' contest while wearing her sash and plastic tiara. Today is her birthday so this trip will be her birthday fishing present......you boys treat her nice. She saw Stam's photo, learned he was from "that there big city down the road, Enormousclaw is what we Greenwatonians call that there burg!" and thinks he and KK are both quite handsome chaps. She promised herself to whoever brings in the biggest salmon. She wanted you maniacs to know the following about her:

LIKES: honesty, banana splits, short walks on the beach for saltwater taffy, laughter, competitive flatulence, fudge, Dukes of Hazzard reruns, butter, cheetohs, and guys from Enumclaw

DISLIKES: mean people, vegetables, bad breath, whole grain bread, blood pressure tests, aerobics and pantyhose.

you boys catch lots of fish and treat this here girl nice out there ya hear?



You can see by the bullet hole in her left mudflap that she is quite a tough cookie, things get rough out there on hwy 410 !!!!

MINGO!!!!!!!!! I had no idea you knew SOL's prom date from the old days!! I'm gonna have to hide my lunch on the boat now!

Ya know, with all of the effort you have put into your posts, I can't believe we won't be seeing you on Sunday! And since Parker's in charge of the Pacificos, we probably won't be seeing none of them either............I say a Pacifico to each Piscator with the first 12 fish! And I better have mine in the boat by 7 am or else the cheap beer gets cracked by me.....or more than likely Graham

I'll be with you dudes in spirit......friggin' work is killin' me right now.......but I'll be hoisting a few cold ones in the general direction of Westport !!

have fun lads!

Dude... that is just wrong.

Sounds like stam is her man.

Actually dudes I would take honesty to the next level and speak frankley... That just messed up my morning..

Short walks on the beach.. that kills me.

alright I got rid of the photo of Gladiola's "friend"...that may have been a bit too much..........I don't want you guys to start puking before the boat even leaves the dock! Dammit I wish I was going!!!!

WHOA THERE!!!

Parker *will* deliver the Pacificos! Might not be the same exact ones that Mingo delivered to my office , but an elite substitute team will be found.

Team Pacifico will board the boat Monday morning.

Once on board, it's up to you ladies whether or not they are consumed.

Here's a couple photos to wet your appetite. Stevo demonstrates the "proper" technique when playing fish aboard a charter.



The PUKER, a.k.a., NOFISH, mends up after his ordeal.



And, a box load of nooks and hohs.


See ya'll on Monday morning. I'll see if I can get Parker drunk the night before.

A word of warning, typically bottles (glass) are forbidden aboard. Not sure about the FURY!!

Just wondering why TEAM PACIFICO ain't showin till Monday AM. You know a good portion of the fun will be in the pregame!

Which one of you girls is gunna scratch my belly.

They can have the scotch. I'll bring a bottle of Patron for the cruise across the bar. (the early one)

I'd scratch it but you wouldn't like it!

With Gladiola on the boat I don't think you guys are going to be able to use any strategy on where to position yourself on the boat. You'll all be huddled in one spot opposite of her to balance that puppy out.
She's listing starboard cap'n.

How about a roll call for all who will be in attendance? That should put a couple dozen more posts on this thread. Sound off, folks!

I'm in!

I'll be there Doc!!
Just got word that the Mrs. made it to the Yetna river. She'll be fishin with her dad and visiting the 2 kids. I've got 5 day's to cause as much trouble as I can. So bring it on!!!!

KK I've got 1 BBQ and 80#s of fire and gas to lite it with. give me a ring if there's anything you fella's happen to miss. 360.710.4850

I'm so looking forward to this!!

In 24 hours Fishgal & I will be hitting a plane to Fairbanks.

6 hour layover and then off to Sea-Tac ...

11 AM arrival at Sea-Tac

1:05 Mariners Game, right behind home plate, 9 rows up. Shiskaberries here we come!!

After game dinner at Claimjumper.

Sunday night stay at Chateau Westport.

Monday: Pull out the 50+ pound kingers I've been stashing this week on boat at Westport to claim top honors and them projectile puke contest over south jetty!

Monday night stay at Chateau Wesport.

Tuesday, back to Sea-Tac for lunch at Chang's, flight back to Anchorage.

Wednesday afternoon, first silver trip of the season!

Whirlwind tour for sure, but we're almost on our way!