Not a picture whore, Keith, just a whore. Much like those that work at car dealerships.

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Hey, about when does the WW start getting those springers? Now? Is there even any water in the WW to fish for them??? Also, are people getting them down low (by the mouth) or way up in the river?

Feel free to browse my steelhead/salmon collection. I have a few WW fish in there.

Parker\'s Grip N Grins

So you are the motor mouth that I was blamed for for showing up on the lewis, if anyone goes fishin there don't tell em you read about it on this site. Shame on you little man. If I ever see you , you owe me a beer! Them lewis boys don't care for your free advice much, and I'am payin the price. What are you some liberal. Oh Ya, They told me to ask you what kind of Boat DO YOU OWN?

Need I Say More, BAD MAN! They all voted for bush too! Anyone have some pain killer!

If anyone else has some free advice, I DON"T Want It! Thanx! If You ever want a fishing adventure in IDAHO Puker, I mean Parker Send me a PM and I will HOOK you UP! THANKS F'ER

I haven't fished the lewis yet this summer but my uncle who lives in salem, OR made two trips with 4 hatchery summer runs in the boat

interesting! ... almost a dead thread.

me thinks a remote possibility that:
fogswamp = parker

it's cool my man, it's all for fun anyways and I do trust parker's report. I get similar reports from friends every year. thanks for sharing.

You thinks wrong, stilhead. :rolleyes:

Wasn't my "ADVICE" to hire a "them lewis boys" guide???

Hey, if "them lewis boys" don't want clients and/or money, fine by me.

"them lewis boys" are lucky I don't spill the beans and give up their names. I've had a surprising amount of people email me asking for the names for whatever reason, I will not divulge.

Looks like this is a two way street. Everyone should just play nice now.

The Lewis is a not a secret. I have not given up any specific information.

Couple of things.

Who are "they"? Come on, be a man and tell us. Publically tell us all who "they" are. I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who would like to know.

Next, as I've stated before on many a time, I don't own a boat. I don't plan on owning a boat. I don't want to own a boat.

Not too sure how owning a boat correlates to catching fish, as from the *many* Circus Shows I've seen down there from "boat owners", owning boat is the least of their problems.

Take away Stlhdr1 and his unbelievable ability to properly run is boat, and my success rate down there would be zilcho.

All I'm doing is bringing some gear, some bait, casting in a spot that I think is fit, and holding on.

Stlhdr1 is doing all the real work.

You can be the best fisherman in the world, but if the boat is running circles, on top of the fish, or out fishing in the toilet bowl, you won't catch crap.

I give credit where credit is due. It's all Stlhdr1. I'm just along for the ride.

Wow thanks Parker.... I appreciate the compliments...

Keith

I just got back from a long-ass biz trip to Wichita (3 days seems like 3 weeks) and the flight over was crowded and bumpy as hell. I asked the attendant what was up and she said "that g*dd*mn Parker, he is screwing up the weather again"....then when my Heineken arrived in a lukewarm can she said "Parker again, he messed up our coolers"......and the delay in Denver?? Parker's fault again......man Parker, you are one powerful dude!!!!

I have photos of the NFL back in the 70s.....it was crowded back then, back when anyone cool enough to sport a brown Fenwick instead of a yellow Eagle Claw was king doodoo for the day.......I guess Parker was putting hexes back on the NFL in those days too, between swiping the old man's Playboys and tryin' to cop a feel off Daisy Duke's little walla walla sweet starter set next door........

How I miss that sweet Daisy Duke!

I still can't believe that show got away with naming characters Cletus and Cooter.

Just some good ol' boys.......
Meanin' no harm.....

Guides gweebing about people fishing their river?

Man, that's funny.

Yip, Keith's a real snake tammer.

Sol that is one hell of a tribute....it looks like you trapped twin 'possums, stuck 'em in your shirt and they're trying like hell to escape in opposite directions....did you forget to use that can of Mitchum???

is that pink cotton candy, gummi bears, good 'n plenty and hot tamales in that box? lemme see what kinda tribute I can cook up......heh heh....

those possum snouts look pretty damn sharp....I think they'd bite back

No, just a couple of styrofoam hose-bib insulators. Not quite as plyable as silicone, but very firm.

Them are some big sweater puppies Sol, no doubt about it!!

That definitely is a nice snake a have there..

Keith

I'll see ya next Wednesday morning, homes. Maybe Mr. Microchip can decide when we're meeting up by then.

We were just messing with you, Sol.

See you on the SouthEastWestern Fork of the Hushhushnocantellya River on Wednesday morning.

Oh yeah, make sure the beer is *COLD* this time.

I'll bring the video camera along and shoot some video for another Opher-Bone production movie. It's been a long while since the last one! Just sure hope you don't cracker off too many fish on film. Gonna be really damn embarassing for you.