Just wanted to give an up to date......update : ) on who for sure is going. still have a lot of maybes...but a few for sures.

right now the goal i am trying to achieve here is saturation of the market. ive invited over....30 girls. but we all know how that goes. ive gotten a few to pencil it in and also bring more meat....er girls.... with them. They were actually really excited....strange. should have thought of this years ago.


What i am doing is just trying to fill my boat with some of the girls i am familiar with. then i am going to put a guy in each boat that is in charge of the ladies in his boat...coincidentally they will all know him so there is some equal ground and we are not trying ot establish relationships for the day between girls. or between the girls and the guy. that seemed to me the safest route to go about this.

i am still unclear about how many woman we can safely stuff onto each boat....but i am sure we can accomodate them....right now i am just PRAYING for sunny weather.

yeah yeah so heres the roster so far

My beautiful charming girlfriend of course




Ashley and lisa...theyve been in other pictures...they've been on the list since this came about




My buddy ryans girlfriend on the left in this pic...she is 6' tall in heels. yikes



My highschool pal Grace




Robin has to see if it works with her vacation time....she is in the background of this pic, right behind/next to me. terrible pic of her. her and her sister model. They are both...how you say....wow. she just got a....how you say...augmented



Now robin asked if she could bring a couple of her girlfriends along...naturally i said no....hahah just kidding.

grace also asked if she could bring some of her girlfriends along.

looks like i potentially have two boats filled to the max.

What happens if they sober up before the event - or isn't that a worry?

-t

Thank you Merg. It's having some idea of the kind of girls you're lining up that'll help me secure that last sled, and the additional photographer.

Never did hear back from Addicted. I'm looking for someone with experience taking outdoor action shots, quality equipment, etc etc. In exchange you get to hang out with The Merg, oh and a couple of hot girls.

Any interested individuals looking to drag their boat to this party on June 16th, somewhere below Bonni? Fishing for shad, sturgeon, and kings. Please msg me or merg. Thanks

The girls will be lit, the boat operators WILL NOT. No prob with enjoying a beer, but I don't want any involvement or association with a person endangering themselves and others by boating under the influence.

Good times, tight lines.

VHawk



VHawk

whoops, forgot to pm ya. I'll send it.

Get on it man, and if you need someone to carry the tripod, I know a guy.......

Yep, just pm'd him.

Pretty decent spot ya got going eh?

Sometimes I'm on the ball on those pm's, sometimes I get a few lost in the shuffle from my own lack of ability.

Jerry, from J & L guide service is also providing his boat for the day.


June 16th Columbia River
Women Without Waders Boat Roster:

1. Steve Reiter (Stever from Everett)
2. Steve (Roguefshr)
3. Larry (Dumbluck)
4. Jubal
5. Jerry (J & L Guide Service)


Anyone else like in on this? Bring out your shiny sled and we'll load it up with girls. How often does an offer like that come around? The teaser pics will circulate the globe overnite. Interested in worldwide exposure? Don't be late, sign up now.

VHawk

OH god I wanna be seeing those pics all over fishing sites overnight. Instant fame. Girls, fishing, what more could you want......And I'll know who is in charge of it so I can say "I know those guys"....

Dont think this is easy either. i am on the phone constantly...renewing old....friendships trying to fill these boats. its the schedules that kill me. the hotter the women, the more its a battle to get a day scheduled. Hotter, fun women are always busy doing something. They get out and have fun.

i am pretty sure i can fill the rest of the boats and i got my best guys on it for back up. this should shape up to be a fun event.

VHawk....

We definetly need shuttles. i want everyone to show up to the dock at the same time. We need to all meet somewhere where everyone can leave their cars without fear of getting robbed or anything. leaving 10 cars in a Park&ride could prove to be a bad desicion.

i would prefer if you and your wife be on my boat with the two girls you are trying to bring from your work.

the reason being.....well.....all the girls i know and am bringin....well....i havent always been single....i would prefer...mmmm less drama as possible. if you catch my drift. that way i can stick robin, her friend, grace and her friend, you , your wife, me and my girlfriend, and the two girls you want to bring on our boat ( the 6-7 person boat) Less drama, good fun. then i can arange the rest of the boats accordingly. Grace and i have always been just friends, robin is married. so that would be perfect. plus you and i can show these Vanilla faced south beach girls how to fish like true fisherman

" this group isnt the same without you....we are freakin tripod!!...we need all the legs "

holy crap...thats 5 boats. so how many girls is that? ( shaking head) i have some work to do thats for sure. definetly need shuttles.

I'll need a headcount in order to figure out the carpool/shuttle situation, the amount of food, and definitly the amount of margarita mix and tequila.

Your girls scared off my nurses. "I'm not going to be on the same boat with those girls. Those girls will make me look old and ugly."

I forgot to put the brain filter back in and these words just slipped right out, "Not if your making out with them".

"What?! No, I don't think so."

Dammit.

PM me their number or i will come by your work again...they will go...i know. its what i do.

nice going buddy. it is nice to have a mix of age groups. provides fun entertainment.

i am thinking maybe we beach or anchor up boat to boat for lunch. if we just tie up the boats in the shallows boat to boat....youcould see some interesting action. ive seen it before on lake tapps. hmmmm

also trying to get on the water by like 8:00....like a said...trying. we will see what everyone says when it gets closer to the time

I'd be happy if we could be at the shuttle area by 8 am. And you don't need to fill 5 boats, 3 will be fine. Remember we have 2 photographers, Jess, me, and all the food and booze.

Makes me think we should give away a seat to whomever is willing to sponser the liquor. I'll be buying bottles for Larry's home brew (that stuff we drank on the Kalama), but we'll still need tequila, rum, and mixer.

So here's the offer, if you've got a vehicle you'd be willing to help shuttle the girls in, and will pick up a few bottles of tequila and rum, you've got a spot in our little party.


VHawk

not to be a stickler...but if you are going to come and sponser "the liquor" this isnt your standard fishing trip. show up at least clean, shaven. on your best behavoir. if you are a greasy pervert....well thats great...just fake like your not for a day and we will be fine....

i am not trying to be an ass but i dont need anything to go wrong here. You will have fun, i promise, and you will be on my boat prefferably.

i dont mind older, younger, whatever, just be fun. funny, and ready for a good time. thats all i ask.

oh and Vince....

forgot to tell you Lisa and ashley are Jager models. i think we can get Jager to sponser this. as long as we can come up with a few more boats....i will have lisa and ashley FILL those boats with jager girls.....i am thinkg we are going to need a few ...strictly...Party boats...like a wakeboarding boat...or party barge...oh man that would be sweet. man are we going to piss some people off on the river.

Greasy liqour sponsers? No such thing.

I was thinking of inviting Amato for some additional exposure. But if your hooking us up with Jager, I'm thinking maybe we can move up to Maxim. I'll shoot'em an email and see if they want to get involved in a lil fish'n. I'll give Nick some time first to get back to me.

Gentlemen, I may need more boats. No BS.

I'll talk with Jerry about where we might be fishing. If there's an area close by where it would be safe to wakeboard or ski, I'll let you know. Having a ski boat or two would help keep the festivities grooving.

dfinetly....even just on the columbia. the river is how wide? cant they wakeboard/ski on the river?
well.....i dont know if i want to mix the two...but having a boat strictly for shad that has the loudest music and the most liquor....yeah...that would be fine.

party barge would be sick. I would have to convince the regional Jager sponser woman..( she is a fiesty one...) to sponser this. They are looking for max exposure. they sponser more....event type things....bar openings...popular clubs...televised/published events. So you would have to give her a call ( you are the PR man after all, i am just the talent scout) and find out what kind of exposure we can offer and what kind of promotion they are offering ( girls/drinks/t shirts/ tank tops). I can guarentee you if this gets published in anything major.....you can guarentee they will be interested. all of us wearing jager clothing, catchin fish ...pole in one hand...fifth of jager in the other. We could even do a jager sponsored fishing trip every couple of months hahah just kidding, dont get any ideas vince .

Mergantroider, do we need to keep to the 6 passenger deal as some of us planning on going have 6 pack licenses and could the Coast Guard consider this a "for hire" situation? Just don't want to see anyone get a ticket for more than 6 people in any of the jetsleds.