Merg is broke, and I'm a cheap 'ho, so this ain't exactly a 'for hire' situation. I suppose we could ask the Coast Guard ahead of time, instead of waiting for trouble.

I hope you guys are going to make some money off of this Vince and Merg. Seems like a major pain in the ass.
Tush always seems to blind people.
Don't get me wrong I hope you do. Shiot if you don't the thread of it going wrong will be fun. It would probably set a record post count.

You guys don't forget your sun glasses. The girls will think it's real kool if you catch them with your face. Just sharing a little fun with ya. Have fun on the water and apply Quantum Physics for positive results. The following link will help to raise the hipness if the bite is off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

5 gallons of a honey ale, brewed today. Should be ready for bottling in 10-14days, and ready to drink 2 weeks after that. I'll keep you updated.

Ha ha ha. I am writing this from my phone and I don't feel like posting pics ...... But we officially have the jager girls going. The oregon/Washington regional promoter (read: big cheese advertiser) Chelsea will be there as will about 4
jager girls. In addition to the 2 jager girls (Lisa & Ashley) that were already going. I will post pics tomorrow of the girls. The count as of right now is a total of 12. 12 of my girls, Vince, his wife, my girlfriend, and hopefully his 2 work girlies. women without waders is officially on like donkey Kong. Oh Vince. The river opens back up for kings..... You guessed it. June 16th. I think we should attempt it. Did you get my text with Chelsea's number?

I am darn excited now. Darn...... It.....my plan isn't working. To bad I guess we can just invite all girls and no guys and they will just have to deal with it. :).

I still think the shuttle party bus is the way to go. You look that up yet?

Well....that is assuming I know what your talking about first. I am not law savvy on..... Much except speeding tickets and how to avoid the police. So I couldn't tell you. Is it just a minimum boat size requirement that has a people quota for the size of craft? Do we have enough life preservers to go around?

Funny you should mention that. Although I am tired of writing replies from my phone , I feel the need to clarify something.

I have a girlfriend....Vince is married. We kid around but we are both loyal dudes. This is more of a joke gone to far than anything. Vince and I were kidding on the river one day about doing it. Took the whole fishing trip to conjure up the details. I didn't take it to serious until Vince called me and asked me if I could really fill the boats. I said yeah sure why?...and the idea was put into a plan. Plus the simple fact that Vince and I love to do different stuff that makes people go.... Wow. Wish I would have thought of that. But just like fishing....its a lot of work.... But is it work? We just love organizing people. Nobodies done it. Seems fun. Sounds like a good idea.


Funny you should talk about money though. We are looking into some serious stuff seems far fetched. But pretty cool if it panned out. No name dropping yet.... But by June or so I bet there will be some major stuff going on.

amazing what one funny joke can lead to


Least we didn't expound an idea from vinces midget jokes. That could have been interesting

ticks ??? i am confused

He'd like to investigate any areas involving skin folds and/or hair. Prime tick habitat.

skin folds only boys..... these are the common kind of beaver, latin name Hairlessness Beaverifica. found in most regions of the United States.

"Her face caught on fire as a small child and her mom put out the fire using a Garden Weasel."

Woof. Woof.

You all seriously thinks those are cute women????

Wow.

I think this post needs a free samples page and a link to a pay site...

" you know how i know your gay.........?"

: ) you dont think


THIS



or that




or that is cute.


are you gay? not happy...or fun loving gay...as in ...i like men : )or just being gay? either way there will be plenty of hot women there. the one in the middle of the last picture i posted there is the one i am sure you are reffering to as "woof woof" is the regional director for advertisement/promtions of the Northwest ( washington, oregon) region for Jagermeister. She doesnt need to be cute, she just brings the cute ones and the free booze. I cant argue with that. She can be Oprah for all i care.


Parker parker parker....if you want to go just say so. : )

Funniest thing I've read all day!



Yes. Sign me up!

PS. Better photos. Keep 'em coming!

You too, Addicted. More photos!!!!!

I hear ya hooktender. Lots a good tick ckeckin there! May have to check some twice, you can never be to careful!!

Dude, that tick song is hilarious. I hated that song at first. But, after listening to it, well, I like it. Nothing goes together like a pick up truck, the sticks, hay, and of course laying in the bed of a truck making sure the chick ain't got no ticks.

If you look at Merg's squeeze though my new and improved 3-D glasses you can see into her future.

hahahahahah I know your used to women using you for your lap dance money......but i dont tolerate it. So the only dollar signs she is seeing is the ones she's makin with the government job

I used to know alot of girls like that. They all married guys they found to be...intellectually unintimidating.
We all know the type.
They wear thier hats sideways while they ride thier Daddy's wakeboarding boat around Lake Tapps drinking Butt Geyser and shouting insults at fishermen and trying to swamp them with thier wake.
Ten years and two point five children later this formerly Cool Dude is a fat sack of crap, still making $15 an hour and beating the crap out of her for burning the Kraft Macaroni in front of thier children.
Later that evening he'll drive his pick up down to the Sports Bar and hang out with his same old goon squad of High School buddies and they can all talk about how good and cool they all were.

Sorry. Too much Coffee this morning.