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#351815 - 05/10/07 03:21 PM Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw!
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#351822 - 05/10/07 03:32 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: ]
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KK, they must want ones who look good on camera. However, I assume they mean horses wanted for the Enumclaw porn industry.
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#351827 - 05/10/07 03:50 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: stlhead]
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I wonder if either Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, or Lindsey Lohan will play the role of the horse......

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#351835 - 05/10/07 04:27 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: The Moderator]
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There is "sick" and there is "wrong", but to do a movie on that is "sick AND wrong".
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#351855 - 05/10/07 05:22 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Got this email from a friend that's in the movie. I bet the documentary will be more graphic. I'm going to see it ("Zoo")with cast members and it should be a hoot. Starts tomorrow, Friday May 11th at the Varsity Theater. So sick and so wrong, and It all originated in Enumclaw.

5/09/07
Hey Buddy
This film ZOO opens at the Varsity Friday May 11th.
The film just got accepted into CANNES FILM Fest.
And was in the SUNDANCE FILM Fest this year. I have a small part but I am in it. Children can not go to this film. The film is about the man from Enumclaw who had sex with a horse. There are no sexual scenes in the movie. Hope you can see it. It has gotten great reviews!
Sue

http://edb.seattletimes.nwsource.com/ae/scr/edb_ed.cfm?s=st&evt=250922&t=m&Go.x=7&Go.y=6


Edited by John Lee Hookum (05/10/07 05:38 PM)
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#351871 - 05/10/07 06:23 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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Get those guys from Broke Back Mountain to do it
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#351880 - 05/10/07 07:07 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Dave D]
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Who the hell makes a movie about that?

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#351897 - 05/10/07 08:24 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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It's the porn version of The Horse Whisperer.

Excerpts (all followed by that stupid music):

"looky the hind quarters on this philly Joe Bob"
"oooh....she wants it bad don't cha girl"
"I got's a feed bag for ya. Strap this on"
"she kicks like a mule don't she Joe bob...ye ha"
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#352053 - 05/11/07 03:23 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: stlhead]
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The guy died from a perferated colin so I think he was on the receiving end not the giving end.
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#352067 - 05/11/07 04:30 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: The Moderator]
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 Originally Posted By: parker
I wonder if either Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, or Lindsey Lohan will play the role of the horse......

\:D


Tori Spelling, cumback role of the year....
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#352373 - 05/14/07 12:21 AM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Hatch]
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The horse had a rough childhood and a troubled past. It exhibited antisocial behavior. It was 4:20 all the time. It had meth and viagra, both manufactured and obtained locally, in his system after the incident. He was known to F anything that moved.
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#352382 - 05/14/07 01:24 AM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Jerry Garcia]
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 Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia
The guy died from a perferated colin so I think he was on the receiving end not the giving end.


That's so messed up...What do you think their family thinks about it? God I can't imagine if what the dad/mother/son/daughter would think if they heard their son/dad died from F'ing a horse...

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#352439 - 05/14/07 12:34 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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Noone effed a horse, the horse effed him!

The pelvic thrust that ended it all is on the internet, just google "Mr Hands", or "Goodbye Mr Hands". ....one of the sickest things I have ever seen.


This Just in!...there's a line around the corner at the Filmmakers Capitol hill Office ....
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#352505 - 05/14/07 06:23 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: Sky-Guy]
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This guy will be there


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#352528 - 05/14/07 08:52 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: NOFISH]
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That's one of the sickest things I've ever fuc*ing seen!
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#354549 - 05/25/07 03:09 AM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: fish4brains]
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I'm speechless.. How does that happen? ;\)
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#354742 - 05/26/07 04:20 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: TBird]
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Alright, I just googled it and saw something..... Well.... Let me just scrub my eyes out with some drano and steel wool 'cause that's just....

WRONG!!!

Hate to say this. But some people just get what they deserve. How many kickers would be stolen off boats if the perp knew that would be their punishment instead of some excuse about their upbringing and a slap on the wrist.


Edited by wntrrn (05/26/07 04:21 PM)
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#355265 - 05/29/07 10:56 PM Re: Actors NEEDED in Enumclaw! [Re: ]
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Ram It Home-The Story of a Civil War Cannon Loader.
Ram It Home 2- The Story of A Man and His Horse.
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