I was reading a new article by a familiar author and a very familiar magazine and ran across this...did any one notice the name of the Sporting Goods store? I found it interesting, in a "did I just read that right" kind of way.

Here is the article..



Here is the name of the Sporting Goods store.



Big Johnson's huh, never heard of that sporting goods store before.

Funny I think.

That's allot of writing to describe spoon fishing, William. Here's my version.


SPOON FISHING
By: Sol_on_the_fuc%ing_Duc

Huck your spoon out into the water and yank hard when something pulls on it.

And if something does pull on it, try not to coil one up in your waders.

In all honesty, spoon fishing is literally idiot proof, which is why I've done so well with it.

Bill and I always try to add some humor and hidden words in our articles. I can promise you that's NOT a mistake.

Bill has quoted Dr. Craven Moorehead, has written about Pip boxes and their similarity to "my hairy sack"

A couple of years ago I did aa small blurb that mentioned an Alaskan river - the Licatwaat.

Gotta have some fun in this life.

Licatwaat

I fished that, even though the waters were flowing nice we got skunked.

Bill is cool. He's just a regular guy who loves to swing a spoon, unfortunatly, in the writting buisness authors are too often scrutinized by the public who assume they are promoting themselves as elite athorities when in fact their true motivation is simply love of the sport.

"unfortunatly, in the writting buisness authors are too often scrutinized by the public who assume they are promoting themselves as elite athorities when in fact their true motivation is simply love of the sport. "

True that...getting a little money on the side by writing about something you love...hard to find fault in that.

Fish on...

Todd

I'd like to see, or read an article by Stam, all half page of it, but I'm sure I'd get the point and enjoy it.

I'm currently working on a spooning piece for Penthouse Letters.

I was hoping you'd bite on a good line Sol, that was good, but I was looking for a comment toward Stam or Todd....something like this....

I am hoping to see or read a MAGAZINE by Todd on pink worm fishing.

Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me . . .
They pay $75.00 per letter. I did one for them years ago. Had a friend who sold them in bundles of five at a time.

I believe Todd is the diffinative autority on the pink worm since fishing them is even more retarted than spoon fishing. Throw it out and hang on.

All fishing is just "throw it out and hang on"...some techniques just involve a little more attention to the "throw it out" part than other techniques do!

Check SSJ's Winter Steelhead Special in January.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm a pretty good retard then 'cuz I use pink worms a lot more than spoons.

In your case when you use the pink worm you're too far away to spoon!!

When God passed out the pink worms, Richard was standing in front of the line. I was somewhere in the middle, and I can only imagine Vedder was in back.

That's where I met Dave! Thanks Sol. I've been trying to figure that out since Thursday.

Actually, I was first in line at Big Johnson's Sporting Goods store, in the pink worm aisle.

God is a comedian, seriously.

BTW: If there is a God, I'm Jesus Christ, and I ain't savin' NOBODY!