#423446 - 03/20/08 02:49 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Irie]
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Bead
Registered: 02/13/03
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Loc: Duvall
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Condom: 50 cents
Vasectomy: $500
Paying for rearing a child for 18 years: Not priceless, about $500,000.
When I was 30 and a week after my second child was born, I was first in line at my doctor's office for a vasectomy. 20 years later I'm still firing blanks, but the gun is always aiming.
Good luck and you may want to dump the scotch and go right to Tequila.
Snake
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#423460 - 03/20/08 04:14 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Irie]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
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Jeezus, Sol, how do you know SHE isn't black? Because at 21 years old she would have had a full litter of ankle-bitters by now.
Edited by Sol (03/20/08 04:15 PM)
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#423463 - 03/20/08 04:30 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Sol]
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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COTR-
Nut up (again, but different) and tell her you don't want to have a child. Her answer will determine if it's scotch or tequila, and in what quantity.
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"Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."
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#423465 - 03/20/08 04:31 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Sol]
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April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
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Jeezus, Sol, how do you know SHE isn't black? Because at 21 years old she would have had a full litter of ankle-bitters by now. LOL
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#423476 - 03/20/08 05:05 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Sol]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/03
Posts: 2562
Loc: Edmonds
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You know why God invented the orgasm, don't ya? I didn't think there was a God? 
Edited by wntrrn (03/20/08 05:06 PM)
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#423489 - 03/20/08 05:40 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Sol]
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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You know why God invented the orgasm, don't ya? Because no woman's face should be left "uncovered"? 
Edited by Mikespike (03/20/08 05:41 PM)
Edit Reason: no moneyshot's were attempted during this purile joke
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#423612 - 03/21/08 12:27 AM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Irie]
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Parr
Registered: 11/11/06
Posts: 50
Loc: SW Washington
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Yer fuct-- and it serves your dumb ass right for not taking charge of your own reproductive system.
I feel about as sorry for you as I would for some 500 lb. welfare Momma with 10 kids all with different last names.
Your daughters going to be pissed that you're stealing her thunder.
Jeezus, Sol, how do you know SHE isn't black?
Get it snipped. Im sure the board will take up a collection if you're cash-strapped.
Ill say thanks to the positive responses before I address the little gem above. Salmo, slab happy: appreciate the input. Auntie, always good for a laugh. Ryan, you know the hole story. Paternal instinct brother. Dont hurry but get it done man! As for the tasteless blurbs (racial etc) and the post in quotes above. Wish I had the kind of time it would take to educate the retarded folk. SOL who?
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#423631 - 03/21/08 01:31 AM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/17/05
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Dude, first you blab personal crap on the World Wide Web, then you act offended because a few people find your situation amusing......Can you say Drama Queen ?
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#423646 - 03/21/08 06:56 AM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Oregonian]
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Parr
Registered: 11/11/06
Posts: 50
Loc: SW Washington
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Far from offended sunshine.
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#423697 - 03/21/08 12:34 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Cirrhosis-of-the-river]
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Parr
Registered: 03/10/08
Posts: 58
Loc: Elma, WA.
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Some harsh words above for sure....my brother is 46 has two beautiful children ages 1 and 4. He is in heaven and so am I.....love being Unky. OK....so what at the graduation when everyone thinks your his/her grandpa. F-em. Keep yourself physically fit and teach him/her the world. If you love the woman that drink of scotch should be a celebratory one.
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#423730 - 03/21/08 02:19 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Cirrhosis-of-the-river]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/26/06
Posts: 4317
Loc: South Sound
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Yer fuct-- and it serves your dumb ass right for not taking charge of your own reproductive system.
I feel about as sorry for you as I would for some 500 lb. welfare Momma with 10 kids all with different last names.
Your daughters going to be pissed that you're stealing her thunder.
Jeezus, Sol, how do you know SHE isn't black?
Get it snipped. Im sure the board will take up a collection if you're cash-strapped.
Ill say thanks to the positive responses before I address the little gem above. .... As for the tasteless blurbs (racial etc) and the post in quotes above. Wish I had the kind of time it would take to educate the retarded folk. SOL who? Glad I could be of service! Hope you haven't made any retirement plans yet. 
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#423788 - 03/21/08 05:12 PM
Re: Im 42, and about to be a dad (AND a granddad!)
[Re: Irie]
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Spawner
Registered: 03/17/99
Posts: 774
Loc: Everett, WA USA
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COTL, good luck to you. Embrace your "new fatherhood". Little kids are great. We have six grandchildren and I love them all. Older people make good parents as they have already had a little experience raising the first batch. The advantage that we grandparents have is we can just give them back when we get tired of them, parents aren't so lucky. Chin up and embrace it.
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