..the most assinine joke to hunters.

Lets say your coming back from a hunt or fishing and stop at the store for some refreshments/snacks. You hapen to be decked out in your warm, waterproof, camo hunting gear. While standing in line some goober says "I cant see you. huh huh ha huh. Get it. Because your wearing camo I cant see you"

Personaly I would like to punch the dude right in the face but rather than trying to explain the how camoflage actualy works. You just smile and give a fake laugh and get back on the road. I would like your help to develop the perfect comeback line to put goober in his place.

I have this so far

Goober: I cant see you
Comeback: Then who are you talking to

Goober: I cant see you
Comeback: So you often speak to objects you cant see

Lets hear what you have. Needs to be tame enough to use in said store and goober needs to understand it.

Those are both pretty good, we used to get a lot of crap when I was going to college in Pullman. We would get done hunting for the day and usually stop by MY Office to have dinner and some beers, never fails we always got something like that. It is almost worse when your decked out in Camo and some douche walks up and asks if you had been hunting, my favorite response was "no I just got back from a wedding"

Just kick 'em in the junk.

Turn to the person and ask them "Who are you and why do I care"

i use that everytime. i get that "wow what an asshole" look everytime.

"blow me"

Turn and flash hand signs like you can't talk...then flip the bird.

now were cookin

keep it coming

Be polite and be grateful that your not the dude who's piss bored making dumb jokes cause he's working at a convenience store...

"Too bad I left my camoflauge ear plugs in my rig"

"I fed the last guy who said that to my pigs"

"Were you born stupid, or did you grow up under the power lines?"

Really, you just need to ask yourself one question in a situation like that:

"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? Well? Do you punk?"

Oh wait, that wasn't it.

I meant to say:

"What Would Big Stick Do?"

Think of what Big Stick would do and you'll be all set.

BS from araig's? He would straighten up and try to stand tall enough to see over the counter.

I am sooooo gona use that one

always liked : Ya know you'd look funny eaten corn on the cob with no f&^en teeth

I like these:
To Seattle or by bus?
Did you walk to school or bring your lunch?

If Goober says "I can't see you..."

You say "Here, let me stick my boot in your ar$$ so it can get to where your head is."

I came up with another

Goober: I cant see you

Response: I wish I could say the same about you.