Smoking Nancy's?

Mf

yea thats what i call it. nancy fishing has been red hot!

A huge glob of sea lion blubber under a float?

Priceless.

Mf

actually its blubber splater. when i ever i dangle the splater bait on the internet the nancys come from depths to inhale the blubbery bait. then i "yea tuna" the nancy fish onto the rocks and administer the wood shampoo followed with a gill slashing conditioner treatment. MF the catching has been smoking hot too. none of that you should been here last week stuff. brewer gosta say the this sealion bullarky/sniper news has done brewer's buisness good. the yanking off chains was off the "hook"!!! you just can't by publicity like this you know.

Just like that time at Bonn. When those sucker fish were in the viewing window, and you asked out loud "are those baby sturgeon's"? I felt for that old man something bad, when he lead you over to that mounted sturgeon to show what a real Sturgeon looked like. And how you could keep a straight face, was beyond me.

Just an @sshole. Lol

Mf

yea that was classic MF. good stuuf. or how about the time at bonni viewing windows... those eels were stuck to the glass. you told some children that they were juvenile sturgeon because that hadn't grown the tentacles yet... that guy looked over to your window to see what you were talking about. he rolled his eyes, shock his and walked out muttering something. now that was true classic material.... a guy has to be a true @$$ to pull that off.

Or that time a couple of years ago on the big K. When we had that 30+ morning of chrome bright B run Hoh's...and that dude came down and asked how the fishing was, and you said"not very good". BUT a big school of fish just went through awhile ago, and if you hurry you probably catch up with'em. And that dude made a few cast, reeled in and said good luck and headed Back up river.

Mf

then there that time on the wind river. knocking the springers dead up in the waterfall hole. this guy risks his life to scamper up around on down the opposite side rock cliff. he made one cast into our pocket. i tangle up the guy of course, reel in our tangle and cut his line off and droped in the water. oh was he pissed!!! he failed to bring any gear with him. he nearly risked his life to climb back up and out. he never came back though.... good stuff.

Bedtime stories

Oh yea, remember the old man telling (us) teenager's not to look back at those hot babes in the hot springs...then looking himself. I still get a CHUBBY to this day, thinking back. Springers on the wind rocked.

Mf

OK, I'm in. Hot babes at spring.

Her friends get in with suits on, while 'hot babe" stands around complaining about forgetting a suit. (yea right)....She watches for a few minutes and is prancing around trying to get the guts to take it all off. The sun is beaming on her and then she does it. Incredible with the sun beaming all over that skin. What does she do the first second in the spring? Leans back in the warm water with only her head and chest out of the water........

one of my all time great nancy fishing stories, the brewer bank fishing guide service. modrow bridge boat launch. catching that apearent tweaker breaking into a pickup. confronting him and jacking him up. that thread covered 5 pages i recall. 2.5 pages on how stupid i was for confronting the tweaker to 2.5 pages when brewer came clean that the entire story was made up.... wow those guys went off on me. they all got the wood shampoo in my book.

wind river hot springs and the group of college coeds. good golly what a show. there must have been 10 of them hotties. after a good soak they all got out and sat in the river..... SCHWIIIIIIG!!!! to this day mom never believed any of the hot spring stories we would come back with.

This one time, at band camp.....

awhile back up in the canyon we had really put the hurt on the kings all day. this guy had been watching us for hours. when he saw were getting ready to clean fish and pack and go. he came right up to where i'd been fishing alday. i offered some advice that the sweet spot was against the far rock. which hid a mean&nasty tree log. after three cast and three lost rigs he left, before we did. you gotta be a royal @ss to do that to someone...

Ok one more...Years back and I mean years back. Ferndale logging community...dancing around all those lumber jacks wearing steel suspenders and corkers. Yelling logger obscenity's!!! How the hell you escapped that one I'll never know.

Chums rule

Mf

No action on the splatter today...huh?

Seems pretty quit over their...in the place we don't talk about.

Any word on the big K? Wished someone had a report...

Mf