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#563383 - 12/11/09 02:54 AM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: kevin lund]
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Elin Nordegren knockoff.



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#563390 - 12/11/09 04:14 AM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: ]
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#563993 - 12/13/09 08:06 PM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: Tim M.]
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What's the latest on Tigger? umbrella

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#564007 - 12/13/09 08:59 PM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: ]
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It's no longer tiger woods..

Now it's Lion Cheetah
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#564304 - 12/14/09 10:06 PM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Hankster
Harlem, New York (AP)

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims the lack of African-American women in Woods' harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking young black women as mistresses, said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs and should follow the examples of positive black role models. "Look at Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King,Jr." said Sharpton. "Both of them cheated on their wives with black women".

Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the opportunity to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community."


Get this off Snopes Hank? One of the most funniest things I've read here.

Good stuff!

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#564440 - 12/15/09 10:24 AM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: Magicfly]
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#564444 - 12/15/09 10:52 AM Re: Sounds like Tiger Woods.... [Re: GreenRiver]
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Tiger's Holiday poem ho ho ho that's ho..ho....ho. rofl


Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.

He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old pornstar.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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